She took a breath through the silence."Well did you, Bob?"He remained silent."Well, did you? This is a big thing." She handed him the paper bag."You f...bber," she gently chided. "Why didn't you tell me the truth?"She sat in his lap again like before, her arms on his shoulders. She nodded to the bag. "The chemist..." Yeah?" He slightly relaxed."The chemist asks for address and date of birth. You told me you were sixty-six this year." She kissed him on the forehead."Oh right," he breathed a. Christ, what a week. What an adventure. And we weren’t finished yet.“Okay, so this is Wednesday, when are you suggesting we go?”“Friday or Saturday. Have you a preference?”“Not really; I’ll be petrified in either case. Let’s just get it over with, the sooner the better.”“So Friday then?”“What time?”“I’ll come by around eleven, that way we can take our time.”“Sounds good. What should I wear?”“Whatever you feel comfortable in. You look hot in everything I’ve seen you in so far.”“Well, I don’t. I opened up a bottle of wine and poured two glasses. When Linda got there I greeted her at the door with her glass. To say she was worked up was an understatement. She was all over me. She just wanted to make out and fuck right away right there in the living room. That wouldn't work so I kinda picked her up and carried her into the bedroom. I took off my shirt, then I peeled off the tight sheath dress she had on. There was nothing underneath. I stepped back and just looked at her. She maybe had. She tried to put me at ease by telling me, "Don't worry, I often go unnoticed in a crowd." No way. I find that hard to believe, because I definitely noticed you when you walked in today." And then I muttered to myself, "How could I not have seen you before?" I then realized that I was talking to myself, and looked at her. "I'm sorry, I have found that I am an audio learner, which I think developed, unknowingly, into the bad habit of talking to myself at times. It drives some people crazy as.