Kathy writes: No, silly – I told you I don’t have a b/f. I’m saving myself for you, dearest. I’m just going to the library. Gotta go now befor... they close. Love you!!! Bye!And she signed off. Actually, the library was another lie. She knew that one of her classmates, Tony Lopez, was really hot for her and she had told him she would be at the 8 o’clock showing of “Sex and the City.” She took off her jeans and loose-fitting top and put on one of her shortest skirts and a top that clung to her. Why don’t either of you want to go to college?”“I didn’t say I don’t want to go to college,” said Sam.“If you don’t apply, you don’t go,” said Gloria.“We’re going to apply,” blurted Karla. “We’ve just been too busy.”“Why are you lying?” I asked, suddenly. I’ve never been accused of having loads of tact. I said this based on pure instinct and the fact that I knew the girls so well. It was obvious they were covering something up. I thought it was interesting that Gloria didn’t scold me for saying. Run the process backwards at the end of the day.On Monday the lawyer came by and explained that she was looking for $20 million in damages plus the actual hospital costs and lost wages. It seems that the doctors had told our professional pit bull that Crys would have a permanent loss on her right leg: it'd be somewhere between 1/8" and ½" shorter because they'd had to piece things together so much. No one would venture a guess on how long full recovery would take. That was nice – hearing it. . Suddenly, the glass started moving! Tonya looked up, to see the giant Nancy picking up the glass; she froze in horror as the giant hand reached for her! With a quick grab, Nancy caught Tonya as the tiny, naked Harding struggled in vain to escape!Nancy held a giant ruler next to Tonya; Tonya looked at it, and noticed that her eyes were level with the 5" mark. Her mouth opened wide with a gasp of astonishment!SHE WAS ONLY 5 INCHES TALL!!!"Feeling SMALL, Tonya?", Nancy's voice boomed through.