He got me into his office one day to sign a heap of documents and I suddenly had a big investment account and a lot of money. I was told it had been b...queathed to me by my mother.They wouldn’t or couldn’t help me make contact with her. I never met or heard of my mother again. I only have this one photograph my foster parents gave me begrudgingly when I went to boarding school.”“I am so sorry for you,” I told her.“Don’t be I have learned to be self-sufficient and I believe competent in what I. The Ticonderoga!”These are compliments of Andrew B.A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.The man says: “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed: ‘Guess who?’”“But. ” She smiled her beautiful smile, as she looked at his eyes.He was done. Completely under her spell. In total unconditional love with this woman.“To Edward and Margaret, may this night be the start of something that will last a lifetime. To friends and to our children may they love each other as brothers and sisters.”“To the most beautiful woman in the world ... may you always think I’m worthy of you ... may our children love each other and may you always feel free to show me your sexy. The utilitarian desk and computer were a bit of a letdown, but I quickly focused all my attentions on the woman seated behind the desk."You know why I'm here?" I asked nervously, knowing it would only take the slightest misstep or the tiniest miscalculation on my part and I would be in some seriously hot water. But the risk was definitely worth it. My wife had made some outrageous claims about me and I thought it only appropriate to defend myself, although I had to admit this was most.