The mist soon filled the cell and I was choking. Each breath drained me of its strength. My heart began to slow down just like the last beats of a dru... at a dance. Then I blacked out. At that moment I thought my life was over. I thought that the tunnel of light would open up and swap me away to a better world, a better place then this. Slowly I seemed to regain some of the five senses that had been robbed from me. "Aw... it seems our little one is finally starting to wake up." A female voice. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant." Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender."It's not," said the man. "The little bastard stuck a pin in all my condoms."This one is compliments of BobLife's Demerit System ... In the world of romance, one single rule applies:MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!Do something she likes, and you get points.Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects.Sorry,. ‘Congratulations,’ someone said. I looked up and saw Milton leaning on the wall of my cubicle. There was a smile on his face, one I didn’t often see. It was a look of pride. ‘Thanks,’ I said. ‘I couldn’t have done it without you.’ ‘No, you couldn’t have,’ Milton said with sarcastic smugness, but the fact remained true. He was the reason the committee approved my thesis, the reason why I was prepared to defend it. He was the reason I was graduating. Milton held out his hand for me to shake. ‘I. Don't hurt me,... please?" Nina," I told her patiently, "I get to do whatever I want to do. You understand that, don't you? That's the deal. Lot's of girls have been fucked up the ass: I've fucked lots of girls up the ass. It's my favorite way. I told you it'll hurt a little bit while you get used to it, but once you're accustomed to it, it'll start to feel good. Before you can get there, though, you've got to just relax and let me do what I'm going to do. If you don't fight it, it won't hurt.