It's not the peak season anymore and being a Wednesday I was surprised to see two cars in the car park. I grabbed my towel and beachbag and hopped out...of the car. The other two cars had 'P' plates on them so I knew that some young local kids were at the beach.I took great care to avoid the spider webs as I walked through the canopy of coastal Acacias and Banksias and walked onto the beach. The beach was empty except for a group of 4 lads out on their boards in the surf. Their gear was all piled. Janet handed me an envelope. "What's this?" I asked."It's an invitation to Adrianna's wedding Saturday. A.J. says if you think you can forgive her past and work out a future together that you should show up at the wedding and be her escort. If you can't forgive her, she will understand and try and go on with her life and you can go on with yours. She apologized for everything she put you through. Jerrod, she really does love you."I had a lot to think about. Janet reminded me that my life wasn't. It was still officehours for her; so I called her at work."Hi," I said, "you got a minute?" I've always got time for you, 'Muscles'," she replied. "What's up?"I didn't really see any point in being subtle. "How would you feel aboutbeing married to the next movie action hero?" I said."What," she said, "I'm afraid I don't understand your question, Honey?"I paused a moment. I didn't really know any other way to ask thequestion."Just what I asked; how would you feel if you were married to. When the eye doctor said I did need glasses I panicked. Now everyone would know what I had been doing, or so I thought.During this time, a sixteen year old girl from up the block talked me into going into her garage with her. She told me she could give me lots of pleasure if I would show her my pecker. (Everyone called it a pecker in those days.) I was curious, so I dropped my shorts. She said, "Boy it sure is little." I'm going to regress a little now. I had been born at my grandmother's house.