She put her hand on my mouth and violently started smooching me, I remember thinking to myself, man this lady is really hungry for some sex, now it’... time I take some action,I grabbed her face with my hand bit her lips and violently ripped her sari from her navel she had no petticoat and wore a thin string panty which aroused me even more, I threw her on the sofa chair with her blouse still on and kneeled down on the floor lifted her legs up ripped open her panty and spit on her glistening pink. The expression one off is used when a Brit talks about something that happens just once, like hitting the lottery or going on a round-the-world cruise or having an appendectomy. It is a shortening of 'one of a kind,' never again." Karl said "So, Rex is not a 'one off'?" "No. not now. You had your chance to end this, in that hotel at home, in our house, on Thursday morning.” Then I broke the big news. “He is being reassigned to our area. He and I will be seeing each other whenever we can." . I never saw nor heard the resolution, but one morning I drove up to get the mail and found quite a few pieces of fiberglass and fragments of automotive glass littering the area near my mailbox. I thought to myself, "Car-0, Immovable Mailbox-1". I took a picture for posterity and gave a printed copy to the man that was so kind as to fabricate it for me.That summer I got canoeists! Well, Jon-boat canoeists. The creek was too shallow during the summer to consistently support the keel of a loaded. The irony was the Dan did not know what I looked like either: the only communication we had had was by email and text and it was planned that he would leave by the back cottage driveway so that our paths would not cross. The deal also was that once Dan had left the cottage, I had around 4 hours of playtime to fuck his wife. He was due back at 8.15pm and the arrangement was that I would be gone by this time so that he could untie his wife and bathe her, run her a bath. I wondered to myself.