The comforting darkness surrounding him was a bliss unlike any he had ever known. The lack of sensation, the complete absence of pain, was a luxury he...never knew could have existed. But from somewhere deep within him, deeper even than the dispassionate pitiless persona of The Weapon, came a single nagging thought. Sayne had a promise to keep. And Sayne knew that as long as he allowed the comfort of this stifling darkness to envelope him, that promise could never be kept. Despite the way he had. Fir dusre din dopahar ko maine ek blue film ki dvd uncle ko lakar di to uncle ne kaha chal under aaja hum dono dekhte he teri anty abhi so rahi he to me bhi uske ghar ke under chala gaya. Uncle ne dvd chalai jaise jaise dvd aage badh rahi thi vaise uncle kalund bhi khada ho raha the jo uski lungi me se saf dikh raha tha aur kabhi kabhi uncle apne lund ko lungi ke upar se masal bhi dete the fir uncle ne apna ek hath meri jangh par rakh diya ab to mera lund bhi khada ho gaya tha fir uncle dhire. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one eitherWhy Grandfathers are different... Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday. .sully her petite rear.“You really should keep your head down at the very least,” my good friend Alrich advised me. “If he finds you, at the very best he will just run you out of town. At worst I’ll be finding you in a gutter in a week or so.”“Do you really think so?” I asked him.“I know so,” was his reply. “Do you remember what happened to Ulfrich?”“No...wait, yeah! Wasn’t he the one who somebody had, erm...made a eunuch?” I grimaced.“Yes, and Ulrich had been screwing around with the sheriff’s.