As I was taking my suitcase down to the room there was a very cute Chinese guy going to his room we walked down the corridor and he had the room next ...o mine. I said hello and thought nothing else of itAbout an hour later there was a knock on the door and the cute guy was there in just a towel and said he couldnt work the shower. Actually they werent that easy to work so i went into his bathroom with him and showed him how the shower worked getting soaked in the process As I did so the cute. At 38 her breasts do have some sag but no stretch marks. The most remarked on feature my wife has is her freckles.Neither my son nor my stepson figures into this story so you don’t need to know about them.My daughter, Kara is better known as Shortstack. She got that nickname because one morning when she was just starting to eat solid food, I made some pancakes and put them on the table. She climbed up into the chair in front of the pancakes, got a fork and tried to start eating them. The. In shopping malls, in elevators, in the subway, anywhere.My thing is getting head.Anywhere, anytime is fine as long as the girl doesn't mind. Ted and I knew of each other's sexual preferences and became a tag team almost by accident.Sandy was a tall and healthy brunette with big blue eyes that always seemed to be sparkling. She had a habit of wearing loose fitting oversize jerseys and faded and stitched Levi jeans. Her pants were always tight fitting even if we could see only from mid-thigh. You know where the kitchen is if you get hungry.”“Sure, Mum.”“Mummy, what do cats eat?” asked Angie.“Well, sometimes they eat fish.”“What do fish eat?”“Well, some types of big fish eat little fishes.”“What do little fishes eat?”“They eat plankton.”“What’s plantin?”“The word is plankton. There’s a kuh sound in the middle. Plankton is like tiny little bugs that live in the water.”“What does plan-kuh-ton eat?”“Gosh honey, I don’t know. Let’s ask your father. He knows lots of weird things.”Mum.