Being naked strips us of who we are. Our clothes define our character and our innermost thoughts, I mean, what would you think about me if I wore a sh...rt skirt and no panties? I am willing to bet you would have sex foremost on your thoughts.I have and still do go 'Commando' and on those times I do, it'e for that reason, I want sex and I want to be ready, standing up if necessary.Being a sexual person and getting the most from sex in such a manner as to maintain dignity and experience a dark. Listen, I've always wanted to try something.What is it?I want you to sit on my dick, taking it inside of you, then pee as strong as you can. Ever done that?Shit, no. But right now I'm ready to piss in my pants. Let's get started. I've got to get these pants off before it's too late.Squeeze tight and stand straight over the toilet while I face you and sit on the bare edge of the toilet. Now bend your knees and lower yourself over me as I lean back. That's it. Take me as deep as you can. . As I was watching the water cascade down, rippling the surface of the pool below it, on a rock on the far side I saw a crawdad the size of a lobster! And he was crawling back into the water. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, maybe he was coming home from a vacation he took at the sea! Now I know you think I’m telling you a story here, but it’s the truth! It saw me as it went into the water, it raised itself up and clicked it’s claws together, then he went back down onto the creek bed and. ’ We sit and talk quietly for several hours, drinking more wine and chatting, I find you fascinating and our conversation is wonderful, my painfully bad jokes making you giggle as the wine slowly goes to your head. Outside the storm suddenly breaks and thunder ripples around the house, shaking the windows as the heavy rain lashes down, pounding around the room, all of a sudden all the lights go out. ‘Damm the power grid must have been hit…. wait here a second’ You are giggling again as I.