Abb khani pr atta hon ik din main khet mein pani laga raha tha or Ramu ko kisi kaam se sher(Town)jana tha wo chala gya or mujhe garmi bahut lag rahi t...e main khet mein daggi( water tank) main us mein nahane lag gya.Udar Ramu ki wife apna bartan saaf kar rahi the us k mumme uper bhar aane ko betab the oh my god mera toh pani mein he Lun pura tan gya main us ko dekh raha tha.Wo bech bech mein meri taraf v dekh rahi the dil kar raha tha ki sali ko abhi chod do magar thora dar v lagta tha ki agar. .. I don’t remember what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try. "Then what stopped you?" said a seductive feminine voice behind him. "Now you know I`m equipped." Startled, he spun around and nearly fainted when he saw the mannequin step down from its pedestal like a being from myth."What the f--?" Shhhh", the mannequin breathed, shushing him as she put one finger in front of his mouth. "No need to speak. I can feel that aching deprivation in you, you poor thing." She wrapped her arms around his neck."I must be dreaming," he said to the figure come to life.. She’s the vice-captain of the senior cheerleaders, and the last of the real powerful female leaders in the Hanes gang. He needs her out of the group. This should be enough to break up the girls, since it’s the leadership of these girls holding the other girls in the group. With them out of the group the rest should splinter out very soon, and that’ll see some of the boys leave as well.Hal finds her in a hallway talking to Deborah in a strong way. There are too many people around to use the gag..