Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you ...an handle.Sincerely,The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas & oil as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.This one is compliments of CymboriaA woman is in the grocery store looking for a turkey but. I then started rubbing her tits and massaging them with oil, she then opened her legs and pushed my hand to her pussy, she told me she wanted me to shave her, as she pulled my cock out of my pants. I said I would look to see if I could find a razor, when I turned around to look for the razor I saw in the top drawer a razor and some cream. I turned back around she told me to take off my pants because she wanted to watch my cock when I shaved her pussy. I put the cream all over her pussy and. ....This little girl was a freak.The first clue was when I went to take a piss, she would follow me into the bath room and hold my dick to direct the stream when I was done she would lick my slit clean and dry it with that beauitful hair. When I tryed to tell her no she would just say Your my daddy and I have to take care of you. She refused to were any cloths in the house saying little grils have to be naked at all times to make their daddy horny, on that I couldn't dissagree.That night our. Me (I was still in shock) : Okay ..!! agar tumhe saab patahi that toh, why didn’t tell me about it ?K (naughty smile) : Oh sweet heart..!! I was just I was waiting for the right time.Me : Toh tum chati kaya thi ?K : Maye sirf tumhari maadat karna chatithi, ayese cases bhi mere pass bohot aate hai jaha people don’t really know where they actually belong, and you belong here. (She smiled but she looked sad)Me : I am really sorry k, you expected a manly husband and I am just a ..!! (I put my head.