How many nudes have you seen painted wearing penny loafers and socks, after all?Feeling like some kind of marionette, I made my way to the front of th... room, stepping up on the podium. The stool came up to my belly button, so I had to sort of climb up on it. It was one of those swivel thingies, so it tried to turn with me as I managed to squirm my ass on the cold, hard seat. Bracing my feet on the rungs, I hunched there self-consciously."That's not a very attractive pose," Mr. Kelly observed. We all laugh at her spelling and the way she writes but she's good at what she does and seems to understand people better than I do. I couldn't even understand Lisa and I was married to her for twelve years until that ended in divorce five years ago. She's better off married to that wealthy London broker who enjoys taking her to shows and expensive restaurants in town. They're all things that don't appeal to me. She didn't like my mates in the cycling club either. I haven't had many women. They had not disappointed me. I turned back to the house, preparing to survey the destruction we'd caused and put the finishing touches on my vengeful masterpiece. As soon as the front door swung open, I was greeted with the sounds of groaning coming from both the screens in the house, and the guys watching them.I studied the cream-coloured wall beside the door, looking at the graffiti drawn in permanent marker. A giant, throbbing boner stood next to the words 'COCKS IN ATTENDANCE'. Scored off. Wo bada hai na? Main haan. Wo mujhe chodne laga main bhi dheere dheere kamar hilane lagi mere muh se masti ki hichkiyan nikal rahi thi mera mann kar raha tha jor jor se uchal uchal kar chillaon par dusron ka bhi dhyan rakhna tha ab wo meri boobs chuste hue chod raha tha aur dusra hath mere kamar par tha maine apna pair uske kamar ke aas pas lapet diya jisse uska lund aur asani se meri chut chod raha tha meri chut ne uske lund ko jadd tak nigal liya tha aur wo mujhe jhatke de de kar chod raha.