As I got in front of him he continued. “Take my cock in your hand, do you like it?” I just nodded a “Yes”. “Now, get on your knees and kiss ...t.” I did it. He motioned to my hubby to get closer. “Take your hubby’s cockie in the other hand”. Now I realized how different they were. My hubby’s was small and flaccid. The Adonis cock was massive, hard and ALIVE. I knew who the real man was. “Now, tell your hubby to suck my dick”. I whispered “Suck his dick”. “Say it louder”, “Suck real man’s cock” I. “You really shit the bed, hun? Oh, dear,” tears are streaking down her cheeks. Tears of laughter, obviously. Danielle was in her mid-forties, great figure, blonde and been working in the adult industry since she was 19. Nothing fazed or shocked her, and she wasn’t big on cuddles or sympathy. “You, you shit the bed, you get it? Its an expression!” Danielle shrieked, dabbing her eyes with a tissue.“Yeah, I get it. Hilarious. Please stop, my sides are aching,” I said crossly, but I was trying not. .. I was hoping I could take them with you showing off your boobs, you know?”“WHAT!”“Uh, well you don’t have too, Stephie. I was just...”“Who’s going to see these pictures if I agree to pose for you?”“Me! Just me, I swear to God, Steph.”“I have your word on that, Howie?”“YES!”“You’ll keep them hidden in a safe place. Like Mom won’t stumble onto them when she’s cleaning your room?”“I have a safe place. She hasn’t found it and I know she’s searched my room a few times.”A moment later I added,. It's actually quite unusual and, although quite expensive, I'm sure the lady will like it - Hey! Excuse me - what the hell are you doing?" I turned my head to follow the salesman as his attention was drawn to my wife. She had been caught red-handed slipping a gold engraved bracelet into the pocket of her jacket. My heart dropped and I looked heavenward in exasperation. Sally stood before the salesman, eyes down looking at the floor, there was very little she could say in her defense. I could.