An asshole like him wouldn’t change now. I’ll just simply give his dinner invitation the thumbs down sign, and that’ll be the end of that crap. ... was a mess all night. I sure didn’t get asked out very often: I’m older than most of the coeds at UK and, let’s face it, not that pretty. I mean, it’s not like I’m butt-ugly, but just plain would be the best description. My hips are too wide, my waist is too thick, and my tits are too big. I’m blonde thanks only to Clairol, and my teeth aren’t really. We had babies when we were babies ourselves, and now we have grandc***dren. We’ve kept ourselves in good health and good shape. Bill’s just a couple of years older, but I’ll tell more about him soon.Back to Monica who is now standing in front of me butt naked and not the least bit self-conscious. I sneaked a glance at her breasts that were smaller than mine (a B-cup?) with very little sag. I, however, felt very self conscious looking at another woman’s body and liking what I saw! I didn’t. My friends it was my first lip kiss. He than hold me in his arms nd placed me on his bed I was bit nervous but more happy and I was now on his bed looking him what he gonna do with me. He gently sat beside me and kiss my left hand mwah. It was so nice of him than he sat on the floor and removed my sandals I was feeling his hand massaging my soft feets and legs that I waxed a day before. I had closed my eyes and taking deep breathes I was imagining of getting kissed and he kissed my both feets. ”“Sounds goo—no, not that way!” Mike stuck out his hand as Death hopped off the side of the roof and plummeted to the ground. “Tink, dodge!”There was a loud thud, followed by the sound of Tink shrieking in anger. Death had plummeted into the work table she had set up beneath them and caught the edge of it, launching her tools across the yard, some of which landed in Naia’s fountain.Shrieking, Tink held up her hammer like she was going to throw it. Death shouted his apologies, which nobody else.