. I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the f...oor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in. She knew by now, of course, that I wanted to fuck her, but she obviously didn't mind, because I had made it apparent that she was a human as far as I was concerned, not just some beast. She was little prepared, however, for what I did next.I began to slowly, methodically kiss the back of her neck, and then move my tongue down her backbone, licking her spine, and then reaching her tailbone with my mouth. I lifted her up out of the bath as I did this, so that she was standing up while I ate her,. An hour had gone by since the tittie bar and I was still all horned up. I had this raging hard-on that just wouldn't go away. All I could think about was those dancers. When we reached the boat dock, I went to a nearby tree to take a well needed leak, I had the urge to rub one off but decided against it (Kevin was still in sight). We got the boat in the water and Kevin decided he needed to pee. It didn't take him long to finish, and that is where the fun started to happen. With his dick poking. We had a good fuck in that position and we both enjoyed it so she agreed to be tied like that for the whole of my birthday afternoon. I then advertised on craigslist for men who would be willing to fuck an unknowing wife. I got a lot of replies, many with pictures and chose 2 men with cocks roughly the same length as mine. I told all of them what I was planning and they were both in. The plan was for me to text them on the day and I would give them a time and my address.On my Birthday I asked.