She’s very open and writes an award-winning blog about her daily Grindr dates.”“So, you started by encircling Hattie with what she hated. Coward...y, don’t you think?”I laughed. “She hates everybody. Hattie hated me too as I’m a liberal bisexual man from a single parent family, and in an open relationship. That woman preaches hate about everyone to everyone.”“Let’s move on to the interview. She arrives, and then what happened?”I took a few moments to recall the exact chain of events. “I had come. Peanut moved over and I got on my knees and the first time I put his dick in my mouth, I knewI was hooked. Uncle Pete is a big tall southern bull of a man, 6'7 300 lbs with a voice that when he talkedshit on the walls shook. Uncle Pete is fucking my mouth like its a pussy. Yea boy you suck good dick UnclePete tells me, have you done this before?? No Uncle Please I say, well i guarantee you this wont be your lasttime sucking dick. Ronnie said I like it and by now Peanut was sucking on Ronnie. If you'd have told me that whatI was looking at was a mirror - specifically that I was the walking wetdream in the mirror, I'd have said you were bonkers.You see, a year ago, I was a lot different than the 19 year old,impossibly sexy, stacked, nymphomaniac brunette with the tattoos andpiercings named Danielle that I am today. In fact, believe it or not, Iwas a 34 year old, 6 foor 2 male named Brian. That was before themagic, or curse, or hex or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Thatwas. It’s an Anime that he runs in his head. It’s harmless enough, I suppose. OK, last question Kevin – is my car roadworthy or is it still a parts collection?” “Oh Sandra, you wound me. I spent the day working on your car. You’re in for a big surprise!” Smiling, she said, “You are too easily wounded and I don’t want any surprises after I start the engine.” “Follow me,” I said handing her the keys. They followed close behind. “Happy Birthday, my dear sister. Your carriage awaits.” With a flourish, I.