Stop judging me. I sent her a request, we started following each other and got on to chat.We had normal conversations about college life, friends, how...do we pass our days, etc. As is the trend, I really wanted to start a game of Ludo with her. Because that passes a lot of time. Luckily she asked me. We played a few games that evening.And we were on a call throughout the game talking about the game as well. Making fun of each other, laughing at each other, and cursing each other when we cut the. I am a muleteer and I hail from Texas. I'm heading to Richmond so I can show General Lee how to whomp some Yankees."And that's how I met the self-proclaimed greatest muleskinner, lover, fighter, gambler and dancer who ever lived. Mr. Colbert was also never without a scheme. Over rabbit and spicy pinto beans, JC made me a part of his latest."Jeb, I'm glad a fellow mule man came along today because I need your help. See, I'm a sergeant in the Texas Militia with the duty of becoming a teamster for. I turned to see what had grabbed her attention. Oh crap, the bottle of handlotion. She was starting to laugh now."You were jerking off weren't you?" But then she noticed the medical specimen container on the nightstand and her smile faded. "What's wrong?"I was now visibly shaking. I broke down on the verge of tears and told her everything. She sat down on the bed beside me and listened. Afterwards we both stared at the floor. I was so ambarassed at being caught and absolutely terrified that. " Yes, and thank you. I love Kelly very much and I look forward to ourwedding day," said Paula."Gratitude is always welcome, but sadly seldom received," said herreflection. "I can now say that my work here is complete. GoodbyePaula, and may God's blessing be upon you."The reflection then changed back to normal, for Paula hadn't put downher hairbrush throughout the conversation. Her query had been answered,she now knew why she had been made female.She finished brushing her hair and got.