'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.''Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I ...ould like to come back at 10 O'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.''No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he. Knowing this could be a while, I began making us drinks. I purposely poured hers extremely strong thinking that if there was any shot whatsoever of having lightning strike twice, I had to use everything in the arsenal. Several times she made a horrid face when she took a drink, saying ‘What the hell did you make me? Is there any juice in here at all?’ We had slowly d***k mixed drinks all day long, but the ones I was now making were damn near straight liquor. In retrospect I can say that. "There! We're using 25 HP now, pulling 10 HP out of the batteries. According to this display, we should be able to do this for about seventy minutes... Uh, Cindy?" Yeah?" Do you mind if I travel this fast?" Heck no! I always drive this fast. You want to know about magic? My dad says it's magical I haven't gotten a speeding ticket yet!" Cindy tried to smile but it turned into a frown. "Jim?" Yeah?" Have you been thinking, about... well, my car?" Yeah, sure have. The tow-truck through the exit. " She swallowed me again and popped off. "Crystal, I am SO jealous! This is porno meat, for God's sake! First class!" It's not THAT big!" I laughed."You see the few stallions out there -- the horse-dicked guys who are usually black -- but when you watch porn I bet you don't bother to check yourself against the rest. This is a good inch longer than the average and probably two longer than MY average -- and it is just NICE! I've got to fuck this thing -- okay?" Desiree's expression said she was.