. every fricken busybody and his mother's brother.The "Press" was present ... and the Army, Navy and Air Force all sent representatives.A commission f...om Japan descended upon the scene and gathered up the remains of the 'honorable' dead and did whatever it is they do with mummified skeletons.The aircraft was, indeed, in reasonable condition. The pilot had managed to set her down on the only flat and brush free spot in miles. As part of a small collection of miracles the craft blew one tire and. "In here? This is a barbershop?" I think they'd prefer 'men's hair stylists'." Good morning, gentlemen." My American friend here has just flown in, can you gentlemen trim him up? He has meetings at the Yank consulate on Monday ... and at the Ministry." Of course, sir." He was very suave. "Might you turn, sir? ... Hmm. Daniel!" Yes, Joseph?" We need to remedy what the weather has done to this gentleman. A shampoo, a moisturizer, but don't dry completely. Then we'll shape and trim. Yes, just. Stop and pick up what I needed to get for the party there i got on another bus and headed to the party I felt like I wanted to hide it looks I was getting looks all over the place and I almost forgot to close my legs a bit on the bus sitting one guy he was looking at my legs under the skirt it was embarrassing got to the party someone had to come down and let me in did I got to the apartment where the party was the one girl almost fell over laughing she was laughing for a good 5 minutes then. The last thing I wanted was to be reported for anything to lose my membership, and tried to convince myself they couldn't have seen me looking down. Luckily I was in the sauna, so maybe they thought I was just hot and not embarrassed, almost red all over now. Neither of them said anything, or even looked at me funny, but just carried on and brought their things over to shower. I tried to wait as long as I could in the changeroom without seeming suspicious, hoping they would finish so I could.