Baptists 2: We’ll wash the shit right off you.Baptists 3: Only total immersion in shit will suffice.Baptist (fundamentalism) 1: Shit will happen, bu... only the way we say it will happen and if it doesn’t happen we will make it happen because that’s God’s will and we know it...Baptist (fundamentalism) 2: Shit happens because the Bible says so.Baptist (southern): Shit will happen. Praise the lord!Behaviorism: Shit is conditioned to happen.Born Again-ism: Shit Happens, but I am saved.Buddhism 1: If. Turns me on. She wore dresses that never revealed any part of her body…which made me more curious…u guys know it how it feels when you want to touch them and cant even see them. She had a huge round ass. overall she was a beauty and was the attraction of her college. That night, she wore a salwar kurta with a loose neck. So as the conversation continued, i got a bit horny and i put my head on her shoulder and just turned to my right. My lips were almost touching her neck, with all the courage…i. I knew the target was my pulsating slit churning like a cake mixer inside waiting for a king-sized ladle to stir everything up into the right consistency for deeper penetration. He gave me no respite and firmly grasped my buttocks spreading them wide to help open my cunt wider for his deep insertion. I locked my ankles around his neck and dug my fingernails into his ass to let him know I still had claws.He turned me a little sideways and spanked my left cheek hard leaving his fingerprints there. I must have fallen asleep as I woke to the sound of the telephone ringing, it was mum and dad just checking up on us, told them all was well and that William was in the shower. Hanging up I looked at the clock, it was only 9.30pm so I decided to get dressed and go see Angus and then go for a shower.Walking down the yard, the sun only beginning to set over the hill, it was a beautiful sight, i sometimes rode up the hill and watched the sunset.Tonight I went to check that Angus had plenty of hay.