"89 percent gold, ten point five percent silver, and the odd bit of copper, iron, and carbon. Looks like the guy didn't clean his ladle between pours ...f the blanks. If it was anyone else, I'd drill for a sample to make sure we weren't dealing with a thin cladding of color over a base-metal core. In this case, a simple density measurement, and the fact that the damned things obviously aren't hollow is good enough for me."Suiting actions to words, he weighed one of the other coins, then dropped. The picture on the phone is just too small to see all the details. Maybe I'll have a large print made and hang it over my bed. That stupid broad really wacked you good." Now get busy and get your head under my skirt. I'm super horny and I'm going to wear your tongue to a frazzle."Eventually Red called "uncle" and we got dressed and I walked her home.In front of the door, Red pulled my down to her and kissed me very tenderly like never before. She didn't say anything other than good night but I. Hey, you get to eat your sex toys. How wonderful is that?”Ingrid said, “I’m not eating those…I know where they have been.”My wife giggled and said, “You can slip a condom over them first.”Ingrid said, “Not the same feeling. That’s why I don’t use a lubricant either.”My wife said, “Just go get them! I’ve had your shit on my hands before. Remember I used to change your diapers.”Ingrid said, “But that was years ago.”My wife said, “Ingrid, you’re an Anal Whore! You should ask your father to take. .." Have a great time, Taylor. Call me when you get back."After dropping the phone into the seat next to me, I lay my head back and sank another two inches down. Me and my stupid heart. First it wouldn't let me let go of my pain stemming from Nicole shutting me out. Then it wouldn't let me fly away and have wild sex for a week straight. I was feeling thoroughly depressed.The minibar then caught my attention, and I reached out to grab a tumbler and select an appropriate mind-number. Hell, no.