“Okay,” said the teacher.Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “Fucking Asians!”“Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an...angry tone.“Donald Trump!” yelled little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday...”Message from the QueenIt was inevitable.To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of. It was her sister, her only surviving relative from her family's side. and had the big problem that caused us to send her away the last time she visited us been 'fixed'.While we were sitting there the mail arrived. Among all the junk mail and bills, there was an envelope from a Dr. Schwartz - someone that none of us had ever heard about. So, Dad opened this one first read it in silence and then handed it over to us. It read:To Whom It May Concern,At the request of Ms. Kate Silver (this was. The med officer slid his finger in past her anal sphincter, then farther in until it was in all the way. Private O'Neil raised up on her tiptoes in her boots and then winced and shuddered. He had found the rectal problems which bothered her when she went to the bathroom.He slowly withdrew his finger, and with her cheeks still spread, smoothly inserted the clear glass Pym rectal thermometer. "Let your cheeks close around it, that's it." she released her fingers. He held his right palm over her. "Maybe I'll... tell the men. The two of them. About the other one. But not now, not here in front of all of you. I mean, both of them are here in the room, so they both already know, now, I was with somebody else."What I think -- we're all too close to the shock, of what happened. We can't be ready to make any kind of commitments, right now, to each other. But it's like Raymond said. We've got all these men -- and women, too -- who're feeling it. Feeling... needs. And it's dangerous, because.