Her name was Evelyn. The only overatures she made in Kenny's first few days was her totally sexy wiggle as she walked away from him. Kenny noticed. Gu...s always notice that kind of thing. He didn't realize that she was determined to have him, though, and there was no way that he could have known, at that point, that she was not only poised to seduce him, but that she wanted him as her son, too. Maybe there really is such a thing as fate, because un-beknownst to even himself, Kenny sorely needed. ” I smiled. “Been there, done that,” I replied. “You’ve been busted?” she inquired, with a shocked look on her face. “Yeah,” I replied. I was lying through my teeth. “But it has been a few years.” “Did you have to go through counselling?” she asked. “Yeah,” I replied. “I replaced my drug habit with a new addiction- sex.” She laughed. I was making headway. Her verbal response was something I didn’t expect. “Looks like we have something in common,” she said, proffering a wink. “May be so,” I. Another awkward moment struck, but I decided to go for broke.“So what else is going on? Got plans tonight?”“Nope.”“On a Saturday night?” I teased.“Yeah, even on a Saturday night,” she admitted. “I’m kind of a homebody.”“Can I see you?”“MAY-be,” she said teasingly.“Can I take you out?” I asked.“Hmmmmmm, uh, Dad didn’t say much, but one thing he did say was ‘you may have a boyfriend, but you’re still not dating yet,’” she said in her silly, deep-voiced impression of her dad.“Bummer,” I said. " I looked at Charlene, who nodded, and started to strip. Bob's disbelief became more evident until I got to my panties. When I pulled them off, Bob's jaw hit the floor. "A bitch with a dick. It's not much of one, but I would call it a dick. Charlene, this is unbelieveable. My customers will be upsetif they find out it's a male dancer." "She's not male. Except for that little appendage she is phyically and mentally female. Even the separatists at my club accept her as a.