" No!" I protested. "Dude, I have a girlfriend!" Dude, it's not hardly even cheating. Angie's brain is asleep--she's practically just a blow-up doll w...en she's like this. It's not like it would be an affair and nobody will ever know! Come on--I know you've dreamed about this."And I had. Well, not the crazy TurboWhore shit, but I'd sported wood for Angie all through high school, which made her mockery all the more humiliating. I had fantasized a lot about her before Jeannie. O.K., and a few. She asks, “If you are not gay, why would you work as a nail specialist? I thought only gay men worked in Day Spas and Nail Salons.”“I’m not going to lie to you, Lucy. I have a foot fetish.”She raises her voice and shouts, “A foot fetish?” She looks like she is on the verge of a breakdown. She is taking deep short breathes and is beginning to shake all over. Larry tries to calm her before she goes totally berserk.“I love women’s feet. I think they are the most beautiful part of the female. . yes." So?" So surely you aren't suggesting that we... you and I..." Why not? You need a man. I want a woman." Joel! You're too young to be..." I'm almost fifteen. I have needs too you know. We could give each other what we want and need." That would be incest. Surely you're not serious!" I'm serious as a heart attack. No one else ever has to know. It will be our little secret. I'll keep you satisfied for as long as you want. If you meet someone else we can always cool it." Joel, Honey, I. I'm going, too. I don't fool myself. Susan's there because of high scores and good grades and she's already got a pretty good chunk of a scholarship.Me? I'm going to find out how I go about correcting an error I made when I listened to the wrong kind of 'friends' at school. They talked me into pursuing a technology degree instead of going whole hog after an engineering degree. Because "Dude, that math stuff will eat your ass up!" and I believed them. Don't get me wrong here. I've done pretty.