She was my Barbie without her Ken, my Juliette without her Romeo, my Saturn without it’s ring. I tried all the tricks on the book hey, my book that ...s. But that fuel truck (her friends) had more fuel to fill all the cars of the United States hey. The fire (the situation) didn’t burn down. You could see that she was willing to give up the divorce and come back to me, but like I said, it was near impossible. My legal team was infuriated by her legal team. Hysterical I tell ya. The case drew to a. With it over my shoulder, I approached the village purposefully allowing them to see me.I was met by men with bows readied well out from the village. I slowly set my deer on the ground. I smiled and bowed at them. I said, "Hello. I brought this food to share with you and would like to be a friend."They started and talked swiftly between them. They looked back at me and I said, "I come from far away. My name is Tom Underwood from Georgia. Who are you?" When I said, "Tom," I pointed to my body.. She was just standing with her bra and skirt. I was amazed to see a woman strip in front of me like that. I turned to get my clothes and I met the most thrilling part of my life. There were at least 20 such aunties stripping and some of them had no bra at all. I had to cross all of them to reach our suite case and it was the scariest and happiest moment of my whole life. All the aunties were much matured. Their boobs were a proof for that. Some aunties had hanging boobs and some young aunties. He paid $2,500 for each ticket, but didn’t realize when he bought them last year, that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. The wedding is at First Methodist Church on Broadway at 12 pm. Her name is Lori; she is 5’5” about 110 lbs, good looking, a successful real estate agent and loves to cuddle ... she’ll be the one in the Zac Posen designer white wedding gown!More from St John‎“You know, I don’t know what else to.