“Hi, we are going to stay here tonight. I’ve ordered Pizza and we will probably be finished up by tomorrow if all goes well. Thanks again for look...ng after the house. You’ll have to come out and look at the place. It’s coming along great. Plumbing and Electrical got passed by the inspectors, now carpet on Monday, and landscaping next week, and that’s it done.”“WOW. You’ll have to have a house warming party.” I said“That’s a great idea. I’ll let you know the date.Thanks again, bye.”Fern’s view. When he made it to the head of the line he heard, "Name please" said a seemingly bored St. Peter"Charles Darwin Adams" said Chuck."Hmm, nope not on the list, sorry." What?!" "I'm dead, how can I not be on the list?" right then another angel came over and spoke into St. Peter's ear."Sir you are going to have to follow this gentleman and speak to the big guy about this little mix up." Chuck Adams" Yes Sir" Oh please call me God." Ok so what is going on?" asked Chuck"Well you see Chuck you weren't. On the way to the mall both of us smoked, neither knowing the other did ironically. I asked her “Do you care if I smoke a cig quick I can only get a couple of drags off one at Grams she’s like a hawk”. Laughing loudly with her sweet soft voice she told me “No I don’t care, you got one? I’ve be craving one since I left home and didn’t know you smoked or would of asked sooner”. Laughing with her I agreed she could have one, reaching for my pocket, one hand on the steering wheel.In doing so, our. This time heaccepted it. I lit up a cigarette for myself and put my arms around him"You know you and I have a lot in common," I said. "We both work for thesame company, smoke, enjoy a healthy sex life and the feel of beautifullingerie."He nodded and tried to look cool as he spluttered his way through thecigarette.I kissed him leaving a lipstick mark on his lips and led him by the handback inside and to the bedroom. I quickly slid off my dress so that Istood there before him in a black slip,.