You want it, you take it."For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.He eventually decided that people were too u...trusting of this deal.It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:"Fridge for sale $50."The next day someone stole it.Caution... They Walk Among Us and They Vote!At the airport.Official: " Has anyone put anything into your bags without your knowledge?"Traveller: "Sir, if they had done it without my knowledge, how would I. I mean about you and everything. I hope you can like each other,” said my daughter.“Anything for you, dear heart, I love you,” I said. “Your—other—dad and I will get along. But no matter what, I won’t let anything come between you and me; I mean if I have a choice in the matter. Okay?”I could tell that she got the nuance of what I was saying and that she didn’t much like it, but she would go along with it for the moment; well, that’s the feeling I got from her looks. This kid, my kid, was. . I could feel the wetness of my pussy even with the water running over me... The touch of the loofa as I ran it over my bald privates was like an electric shock, focusing my erotic thoughts. I opened my eyes briefly and looked around... still alone... and I did it again, causing a soft moan to escape my lips. I closed my eyes again, and dropping the loofa, I caressed my slippery slit, running one finger slowly in between the lips before I slowly inserted it deep into myself. I was so wet and. After we catch our breath and come down from our orgasmic rush, she kisses me and tells me how great that was and lets me know that she was just k**ding about it being her fertile time. It has been about two years since she first indulged my fantasy, we are married now and have completed all the immigration paperwork so Eve can stay in the US permanently, all is going very well and we love each other very much. So here I am just waking up to my beautiful wife giving me an awesome blowjob, In.