But, if that's what it takes to fuck you then I guess I'll have to do it. But once that pregnancy test comes back positive the rubber's off." Agreed,"...Linda said with a wide grin. "Now go get the rubbers before we get so hot and horny we forget about them." I'll get them," Jim offered as he turned and headed for the first floor bathroom. "I'm already hot and horny enough to fuck again, and if I don't get them now I really will forget." Thanks son," Kathy's father called after his son. He turned. Will asked me if I would be his best man, and I readily accepted, it was to be a very small wedding with just a few friends and family.As the wedding approached Will and I were at a bar socializing, and I asked Will what he wanted to do for his bachelor party, he said all he wanted to do was go out to the bar with a few friends and have a few drinks, no big party, he said Stephs friends were planning a big bachelorette party for her, going bar to bar and then to one of her friends for the rest. My friends were jealous and we all felt like we were back in third grade again.That weekend made me the happiest boy of my life though. My dad had gone to watch my sisters in a volleyball tournament in some town about 2 hours away. It was early in the morning and I was ready for my run. I put on my shorts and shirt and went out. As an act of God, Emily was going out for a run at the same time as me."Hi Brian! Want to join me?" Sure!"We didn't say much after that. We just ran in sync. I had to. Looks just like chicken? That was the best line I could come up with? The Air force, she said out loud with a warm tone of energy in her voice, Some of my best friends are in the Air force. I live next to an Air force base in Germany. I couldn't believe it, I had found my opening. We talked for about two minutes about where I was from and what I was going to Germany for, etc. As she was talking, I was fixated on her lips. She wore a pink lipstick that glistened every time she opened her mouth..