Q: What’s the cure for marriage?A: Alcoholism.Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?A: Because it does not have to stop to change colorQ... How do you get a computer drunk?A: A Screenshot of Tequila.Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!Q: What is the difference between a. Kerry followed close behind. Electricity coursed through my body in anticipation of what might happen next. As I opened my dresser drawer, Kerry sat down on the bed and crossed one leg over the other. I pulled out the wig and heels and placed them on the bed. Kerry looked at me and firmly stated, “I want to see you in it.” My heart skipped a beat, but I had no ability to demur. I reached for the wig. But as I did so, I immediately heard Kerry say, “No, all of it.” I thought I understood. In the meantime, she had met another guy she wanted to stay with and was going to Perth to settle up the property and return to her new lover. All of this I discovered during dinner conversation and over a few shared glasses of wine. Looking into my eyes, she confided she was "now free and ready for some excitement." After an hour or so into our flight, the movie screens started up and the movie preliminaries were running as the flight attendants went around the cabin to lower all the shades.. Jack Martin. Your high school sweetheart, until, well, we both know what happened, don’t we?” I confronted her again.“Yes, I cheated on you, and then you took the worst revenge that you could. I guess fidelity’s a moot point now, isn’t it? I promise ... if you claim me, I’ll be much better this time around. Please, please, claim me!” Lisa pleaded with me.“How close is Lisa to the point of execution?” I asked Wilde.“Lisa Malone is slated for recycling in exactly seven hours. She really is a.