”“Thanks, Jason and you can call me Mike or even Iron, as I’m sure that is what Kaleigh has said or will say in reference to me. Lead on my good...man.”“Sure thing, Mike, this way,” Jason said as he moved out around the welcome desk.As I came out of the equally impressive men’s dressing room, I saw Kaleigh talking with Janet and Kim beside the welcome desk. Kaleigh saw me come into the weight room area and smiled at me, but continued on with the coaches’ wives. Janet must have seen the change in. I hope everything you'veheard isn't too bad." Only that you have a temperament that well suits my son and his needs ina wife," Grace smiled, then gave Deirdre a quick little wink. "Garretdoes require a strong hand at times." Mother!" Garret shook his head and sighed."Oh, stop protesting, Garret," the woman laughed quietly. "I've pitiedthe girl you finally settled down to marry. That is until I heard ofyour present lady's escapades. I have to tell you that so far I approveof her." If, you'll. There we were, two girls, identicaltwins for everyone but us."Now we'll catch us some guys!" my wife said."Pardon, did you say guys" Yes, sis. What else would you do" But I AM a GUY!" Not now!" she smiled and we went outside.Outside the mall was a construction side. As we passed by weheard some guys yell and whistle at us. I blushed and wassomewhat embarrassed. My wife just enjoyed everything.Later that evening we went to a disco. We were quite popular withthe boys. One even danced real close. ”It almost made laugh to hear her spiel because she was so far out in her junkie world that she must have thought her words made sense.I did take her up on that offer because I needed the dough for some cosmetics. I was not inclined to do any shoplifting because I had seen some young girls get into a bad blackmailing situation just for slipping some lipstick or some eye shadow into their bra when they thought nobody was looking.My new chaotic world in the country was made even more confusing by.