I piled the eggs between to slices of toast and was out the door. "Hey didn't see you at all Sunday." Natalie said from inside her apartment." I walke... over and looked inside. "Oh yeah I...um wasn't feeling well yesterday." "Oh poor baby." she said with a smile. "I was gonna give you this on your birthday but I had to work." she said handing me a box with a red bow on it. "You didn't have to..." "I wanted to." Natalie said cutting me off. I opened the box and moved aside a sheet of tissue paper. . this is a warningFor those who have not yet had children ... this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a. Just grab her and put your mark on her. She'll be purring like a cream fed kitten before you have time to blink."Pagan smiled, and felt his nervous apprehension fade away."There's just one little detail that troubles me.", she continued, "Could you possibly bring yourself to call me grandmother, when we're alone, or amidst family. Our Lady doesn't mind. She's not nearly as impressed with my regalia as everyone else seems to be. She thinks I need to loosen up, let my hair down, and kick up my. He expressed how it was a long day and that he needed to shower and freshin up before dinner. He then extended an invatation into the shower. My cock instantly got hard. He noticed right away and gave it a nice gripe over my pants.He led the way up the stairs into the bedroom. He turned to me and started kissing my face and massaging my chest. He said "lets get you a little dirty before we hop in the shower". With that he unzipped my shorts and pulled my cock out. It was already hard and.