I saw the blue lights in my rear view mirror, so I pulled over."Well hello deputy," I said to one of the new deputies. "What can I do for you?" Got a ...uestion for you Miss Porter, if you run for sheriff and lose, what you going to do after?" he asked."I don't know, what should I do?" I asked."Leave Warren County. The word is to make your life miserable between now and after the election." he said."I haven't even filed for the election yet," I said."I know, but you been asking around about it.. Er sort-of agreed to..." Jesus Sal, you haven't said you'd be her maid of honour, have you? I thought we'd agreed on that at least." No, no, Jeff I'm not that dumb. I really think standing that close to that alter would ... well, the memories..." Well that's alright then; but I still think you'd have been better served, not to go at all." I know, I know; you made that pretty plain the other week when you were up here. But Jeff, I need to ask a big favour of you..." My answer is no, Sally;. “I'll move the car out back,” I said. “With the fence and the hedge back there, your little bikini car wash won't be on such public display.”“Thanks,” Kiersten said, flashing me an embarrassed smile as she fled upstairs.I was mixing a bucket of car wash detergent when the girls came outside. Jamie wore a bright yellow crop-top and tiny cut-off jeans and carried a tray with three glasses of iced tea.Kiersten had a pale pink bikini. She had been right about having to shave to wear it. She's a. “But she is a virgin.Why should she accept a philanderer like me?” I protested.“If she marries a virgin and he may turn out to be a non starter.Once she gets married, it is for life since there are no divorces in the village.Also may be you are lucky” she guessed.“OK,coming back to my earlier question,how are you keeping this free sex a secret? Your school is only upto 10th.Kids have to go out and study in collages.People in village must be working in banks etc?” I asked her.“See, in outside.