He definitely liked what he saw, but unfortunately, he stared a little too long and Liz caught him staring down her blouse. As she stood up, she saw w...ere his eyes had been focused and she went off on him for his inappropriate glances. As a result, he ended up getting in trouble with HR for his "sexually harrassing" behavior. His punishment was a letter in his personnel file, an eight hour class on proper workplace conduct and a one-day (unpaid) suspension from work. The suspension cost Brian a. “Yeah? I don’t think I’m going to have kids now!”“If the choice is putting an ice pack on your balls for you, or letting you die, you’re going to die, Marty!” I told him.“This from an asshole mooning over a girl who hasn’t even given it up yet! If I want horseshit, I can come here and find a horse!” he retorted.“I agree! You need to either start drilling that well, or give up the lease!” said Ricky, a geological engineer by major.“He’s just going to ignore us and mail her another post card!”. Sixteen years on, puts me as the senior deputy on the squad, not that it gives me a lot of perks. The one thing it allows is, I can work the slowest zone in the district.For most cops, they would spend the shift just sitting under a tree doing jack, in their slow zone. I'm the nomad of the squad and go wherever I want during the shift. This allows me to work the hot calls, ignoring the "boring" calls, and hanging out with my friends. Friends, really they're the reason I come to work, to hang. We greeted one another, sat down and we had some small talk. We were both a bit nervous…but I liked what I saw and I could tell she did too.Finally she asked if I had time and if I wanted to go to her place which was close by. I agreed and we drove off and met at her house. I walked into the house and she went to the kitchen and I sat down at the kitchen table. Marlene was talking a mile a minute walking around all over the place, getting coffee and snacks. As she walked by… again… I gently.