.. About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole...He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any ...bvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD. "It's about Dan." Let me guess," Allison said to her longtime, albeit infrequent of late, friend. "After all these years that you've known each other, you woke up one morning recently and realized he was gone." It wasn't a question.After the tears subsided, and Christy had made the rounds refilling the mostly still full wine glasses, she nervously sat down again, hands folded in her lap."I hate to have you see me like this," Christy confessed."If it wasn't serious you wouldn't have called,". Moira would never allow her supply of everlasting beauty to wither away for something as frivolous as a distinction within the circle of her peers. Once a year for the next hundred years, Moira left her solitude to renew her beauty, and then retreated again to her quiet life in a reputedly haunted castle along the southern border of Scotland. It was more than a quiet life; she was inexplicably lonely. Like an answering prayer, Guinevere came a-knocking on her door one particularly nasty. I'm told some automatic weapons were broken in two and some had thebarrels twisted like licorice. To add to the mystery, police tell methey believe none of the crack nor any of the millions of dollars worthof cocaine waiting to be converted into crack was taken. I've also beentold there are eyewitnesses to this slaughter, but, so far, localauthorities are not allowing them to speak to the media. In fact, theentire crime scene is officially off limits to everyone until furthernotice." This is.
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