I just stood at the door, perplexed and motionless, my eyes fixed on that tiny little shorts. “Hello? Are you alright?”, he asked, waving his hand...in front of my face. “Wow!”, I exclaimed. “Your shorts is so cute!”. “Well, thank you.”, he replied.That tiny little shorts was under tremendous strain with tight creases all over. As the shorts were too tight for him, his butt cheeks and his big hard dick can be seen through the shorts’ super thin nylon fabric which was already worn with many years. Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour looking for instant coffee.How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly: “Five dollars and 29 cents.”✧ ✧ ✧left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder what she’s up to now.Drugs don’t kill people – people who run out of drugs kill. Every time we go over a bump I feel like I’m gonna explode.”I saw her glance at the erection beneath my dress and consider the options. She bit her lip and looked out the window, then threw a nervous glance in the direction of the driver. Thankfully he seemed to have concluded that I wasn’t a danger to his upholstery and wasn’t paying any attention to us. I could see the moment when she came to a decision. All uncertainty left her face, and there was a determined glint in her eyes.She shifted. I’m even a little wet down there if you know what I mean.”“What are you gonna do about it,” I ask. “Not much I CAN do is there?”“I’ve got some work to do in the yard, I’ll just leave you alone for a few minutes. Let me know when you’re done.”I go out into the yard with no intention of doing any work. Instead I come back to my office window and look in. I’m not sure which episode she’s reading but she’s got one hand in her T-Shirt rubbing her nipples and stroking her legs. Around and around the.