Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'--Ethan, 7 years old'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he go...s to sleep.'--Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 yearsThis is also compliements of chuckLittle Johnny is always a real "piece of. I pushed her top up, exposing her pale, jutting breasts. I tweaked her nipples and gently licked one, then the other. My hard prick ached for release. So, I took it out of my pants and placed it at Becky's half-open mouth. I took more pictures while I stroked my boner. Streams of pre-cum started to smear on Becky's lips, as my heart was racing in my chest. I was afraid my wife would come in or my daughter would wake up with me standing there holding my dick.I covered her with the sheet and. ’ She walked around the counter, went to the door, locked it, and hung a ‘Closed’ sign in the window. ‘I was going to close early today, anyhow,’ she told Bobby, ‘Business has been slow today, anyhow.’ She picked up the article she’d been working on. ‘What kind of skin is that?’ Bobby asked. ‘Calfskin,’ she replied. ‘I was wondering,’ he said, ‘don’t you get a lot of grief from animal rights people?’ The woman shrugged. ‘I like working with fur,’ she said. ‘I only deal with people who use. He started dirty talking again, and this time, it turned me on even more so I started taking his whole dick in my mouth gagging myself on it. It was completely covered with my spit now, and suddenly, I tasted my favorite thing in the world, pre cum. I licked his dick where the pre cum was cumming out from and kept licking the pre cum non stop. I would alternate, cum up and kiss him and go down and suck his dick and balls.I moved to his asshole and sucked that nice hole than moved to stroking.