. have a girlfriend," Rich said, and Lily's mouth fell open. She shook her head, but Rich took her hand in his, and she tried to slow her breathing. R...ch's father responded with what sounded like a 'yippie-ki-yay' to Lily, and Rich snickered. "Yeah, sorry for making you guys worry ... I'm really sorry I didn't call earlier..."Lily held her breath. Rich's father sounded to be in good spirits so far ... but she wasn't sure he was going to react to the news of who Rich's new girlfriend was as well. C. H.I.N.E "fool: "Ok MacHine" (sounds like mac hind)joker: Points at old house phone and says "Now what is that?"fool: "An answering machine"joker: "Ok now spell machine"fool: "Ok? M.A.C.H.I.N.E. "joker: "Yup you just spelled MAC HINE."Ok this joke i heard from Howard Stern.2.Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some. I placed my hand on Eric’s inner thigh and hoped he would respond in some way. He didn’t disappoint, he put his hand on my face and turned my head and he kissed me deeply, his tongue exploring my mouth. As he kissed me my hand moved to his crotch and I got a handful of a big cock that felt hard as a brick. Not wanting to waste this opportunity I broke our kiss and began to undo his belt, and the button on his pants. Eric stood up and I sat on the edge of the sofa and then lowered his zipper and. We slowly start fucking, I savour sliding my cock slowly in and out of you, I really enjoying watching your pussy as it opens and closes around me, your tits moving all over the place look great, a very horny sight indeed, I reach for your magnificent tits and start fondling and stroking them before I pinch your nipples, teasing them until you gasp and then gently suck on each nipple, nibbling them as I go. I kneel back up and you reach between your legs and start rubbing your clit and touch my.