He inquired as to whether or not I had gotten a run, hole or snag in the first pair. I told him I had not and he was pleased by that and re-affirmed t...at they were mine to keep.The second pair felt better as the stockings clung to my legs much better. Also, they didn’t wrinkle around my ankles at the end of the day. After three days he called again inquiring about the pantyhose. I told him they fit better and were not bagging after being worn all day. He was pleased and asked “May I ask you. I had another one, borrowed from Bill -- a small bag full of baseballs.We found the employee who knew about our visit, and got into the facility without difficulty. Betsy, decked out in the Tools of Ignorance, looked every bit as adorable as she had back in Minnesota, helping me to learn my new trade. She was a study in contrasts: too small to be a catcher, practically drowning in her heavy protective gear, but quite obviously, underneath it all, an extremely attractive person of the wrong. ‘Look, I’ve got two tickets, my mother doesn’t want to go, after the other night I don’t have any friends in this town that I know I can trust, and, well, I would rather go with an attractive woman.’ She eyed me a little longer, and then relented. ‘Okay, I’ll go. You know I’m a big Cardinals fan. What time?’ ‘It’s a day game, 1:15 start, so pick you up at 11:45?’ She looked at me closely this whole time. ‘Okay, 11:45.’ She turned. ‘And here comes Deb. See you on Saturday.’ I turned toward Deb. "Yes, you see? You just have all these urges. If this feels good, then you are getting them again. Is this feeling good or not?" Well, um, yeah, it feels pretty good." Well, Andrew, that does it. We just have to take stronger measures. Come with me, young man," and she picks up the small shopping bag and leads me into my mom's bedroom."Well, I'm just going to have to do what a woman does to her husband when he gets these strong urges," and she begins to disrobe completely."Now, I bought some.