Because of this we both worked and I was putting in some long hours and an occasional Saturday. Most nights I would get home about 7:00. Samantha was ...orking for the state in social services. Samantha was going to school two nights a week trying to get her Masters. She usually got home around 10:00 on those nights. She also went to Jazzercise two nights a week and usually got home 7:30. We didn't have much time together during the week and had to depend on the weekends for our together time.We. We hit the bar , Jack Daniels and coke , very rock n roll, but not my drink, and I don't have a greatcapacity for it. A band came on playing rock covers Aerosmith , Bon Jovi, MC5 etc. The lead singer was really cute and his trousers were tighter than mine, the rest of the band were not remotely eye candy, however.Samanfa and I agreed not to go after lead singer, as there was only one of him and two of us. So that went well..............They had a break mid - set and he comes straight over. He took his time measuring his distance and tapping it on different parts of my body, watching me tense my muscles in anticipation, but I didn't have long to wait. Swish smack, right across the middle of my bottom, it was almost a relief that it had finally begun. Another swish smack, this one took me by surprise as it was across my back, the sting was different and then half a dozen quick strokes across my back, smack smack smack smack smack smack, I gripped the table and biting at the gag. I replied, “you mean just like the ones that grammar used to make?” I am now blocked.Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers ... if you do find one, what’s your plan?The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd but the vending machine at work can’t recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask. It.