I finished my beer, got up, and went into the cabin for another one. Gathering enough beers for everyone, I went back to the campfire. Sitting in my...chair, I tried to absorb what I’d learned.“I have a question. How did you hide it from me?” I said.“You weren’t looking for it, Mark. You’d be surprised how many things go on around us we’re unaware of. We tried to be discreet and only fool around when you weren’t around, but there were nights when we got together after you were asleep,” Dad. Remember not to act as if you are better than them. You aren't. The "country" sounding person next to you might be a professor of physics at Duke or lecture on astronomy at Emory. Chances are that you don't.)The day of the major throw-down began with massive hangovers and faces aching from two days of laughter. I sort of got appointed designated driver for our group of ten (one of the bands, their wives and another couple from our hometown). All this means is that I limited my intake to two. "What, we're the only ones here, and no one would find out, and I guarantee I'll do a better job than this bitch." She looked at him angrily, and I thought what the fuck, I'll take a few pictures with my cell phone and send them to his friends on facebook. I have nothing to lose. I wasn't gay, but this felt right, and getting head from his parents would be better revenge than anything else i could imagine. I took my dick away from his mom, and she pouted, going back to masturbating with a thick. She’d thought talking to Casey about it was cathartic, but Casey had too much respect for Japanese culture to have been entirely on Kiki’s side. Emily was more of a cheerleader and enabler in her current dislike of all things Japanese.“So ... wait.” Emily said eventually, laughing at one of Kiki’s anecdotes. “Why are you learning all about Japan now? Isn’t that exactly what they want you to do?”“I think they’d rather be able to keep making fun of me in perpetuity actually, but it’s not about.