. I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a l...ght bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration. If I went to work or to the store I had to have all 3 in me, fucking me in front of hundreds of people everyday. When I got home my mom would make sure they were in me before I went to my room to change so I couldn’t slide them in and take the picture. At least once a night my mom would come into my room and slowly fuck me. She would slide them out almost completely then shove them as deep as they could go as hard as possible. I hated every moment of it but my pussy would still become dripping. Woman: Look at how drenched my pussy is!She brought her pussy to the camera, and it was glistening. She stuck her fingers into her juicy pussy as her husband chewed on her ass from behind. I heard the sloppy sounds of her fingers sliding in and out of her wet pussy as she moaned.Me: Hop on his cock and ride him like the slut you are.Woman: Honey, I’ve been waiting for you to ask me to do that. I wanna suck on that veiny cock as I ride him! Bring it closer to the cam for me?I brought my laptop. If you know how the brain works you can set your own directions. If you don't, then someone else will. Good morning Heat fans are such soar losers i ain't no spurs but am glad heat lost lol half a yal ain't even real heat fans yal Lebron fans he ain't loyal an neither are yal... #laker4life #thankspurs do people still have relationships....2014....is that still happening .....cause I am an proactive member of the friends with benefits club...where am not only a client ....but also the.