If you say things loud enough and long enough then people'll believe it. Y'know the Froggies are always sayin' that they have a monopoly on culture. H...h, don't know when they translated Shakespeare from the French! And like Germans have square heads. 'Tisn't true, they're more bullet shaped. And Dutchmen wear clogs. Not true at all. Doesn't stop us calling 'em Cloggies 'though. And the French eat anything from under a flat stone that can't get away - well that is true of course.So I thought I'd. Ti thodi sarkli,ani mala jaga dili, Mi tila chiktun khali zoplo, .kaku che dole mitle hote, .Mi tichyakde ani ti mazyakade tond karun zoplo hoto,tv chalu hoto,soni toparyant zopi geli hoti. Mi haluch maze oth kakuchya othavar thevle, kaku cha kahich response nahi aala, Mag mi mazi jibh..kakuchya othavarun firvu laglo, Ani ek hath ticya kesatun firau laglo, Tasri pan kaku zoplelich hoti,mag mazi himmat vadhli mi tiche oth purn pan chupun kadhle,achanak kakuche dole ughadle,tevha ti ragvanya. “I know Irishmen are very partial to Guinness, which I believe is known as the Black Stuff in the Emerald Isle.” Domingo said. “I trust the beverage retains the flavour after being shipped all the way from Dublin.”He handed me the tankard, which I accepted gratefully, and took a mighty swallow.The nutty, bitter, malted brew was elixir after the wine I had consumed, and the tankard was soon empty. Domingo motioned for the girl to fetch another, but I held up my hand.“That was delicious, Don. ”“I might. In which case I will possibly have already sent Fatima a photo of what me and the boss happen to have ordered that day.”“Technicolour and high definition?”“Absolutely! Send it from the restaurant just before we tuck in.”“Ha ha ha. Great idea, sweetheart. I look forward to it.”Fatima’s move went as planned the following day. The period since had gone to plan too. To Abi’s plan, that is.Having Fatima located permanently next to her was a fabulous arrangement. One immediately obvious.