Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your...breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s. She squeezed and kneaded them, making the virgin moan and gasp.“Mom,” the girl whimpered as her adopted mother loved her. “Oh, Mom, that's... that's... making me so... so...”“Wet?” I asked, pulling her mother's dress off her hips, exposing a pair of beige, boring panties. But like her daughter's, it was exciting seeing this married woman's underwear. She swore to be faithful to her husband and... I was about to enjoy Deb.Dress off, I attacked her panties. The married woman moaned about her. My cock was hard and since she had her ass hole wide open I pushed it in her hole. It took a while but I was slowly pumping her tight hole. She moaned that Tom should see this so I told her that he and I were going to DP her while her Mother was tied in a chair fluffing us to get ready. Mee shuddered and moaned was the pressure was intensified by the image in her mind. I slowly pulled out telling her that it was enough for now. What I really did not tell her was that we are tying Tom up as well. She waved him to standing as well. ‘Take off your robe, sweetie.’ He slid the satin from his shoulders and let it slide fluidly down his body to a heap around his feet. Even the current of air of its passing felt wonderful on his skin. Coleen walked to the other room and came back with the Cupid’s Boutique bag. Leaving it on the chair, she pulled out a pink satin blindfold and stepped behind him to place it on him. She pressed into his body as she reached around to adjust it on his face, her.