It dawned this was the weekend to move the clocks back and I had forgotten, that and the fact that I didn't change to alarm from normal 5:30 I have it...set for the weekdays. This was all David's fault.The morning shower and a strong cup of coffee, I was wide-awake and knew it didn't make any sense to try to go back to sleep. Since this was actually David's fault, I figured he should be up also. I didn't say a word as he walked slowly to the bathroom and when I heard the shower come on I started. "Now we will all file into our pews." Pause. "Be silent. And conduct yourselves as children of Christ and as you were taught in the rehearsals. Don't forget to kneel and to stand at the proper intervals for a High Holy Mass. And remember at all times that the Monsignor is watching. I know you will make him proud of each of you, one and all."She nodded to a nun at the door, who shoved opened the vast carved walnut panels that led into the interior. The place filled with the shuffling of new. ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper & lead.Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Weymouth.A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?' Granny replies, screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?Wife gets. "Sorry gents, but we have a date with a box full of dildos." I frowned,wondering "did I really say that out loud?" and watched Alan dropped hisglass into his lap. He jumped up trying in vain to brush the amber liquidfrom his trousers, while Jeff spluttered and sprayed a substantialmouthful over Alan.With Janice more or less 'non compos mentis' I grabbed our coats and madefor the door as the two men tried to sort themselves out. I poured Janice into a taxi and scooped her out at the other.