Just last week my coach had taken me aside and told me there'd be somecollege scouts at the game. Even though I was only a junior they wereinterested...in keeping tabs on me. I remember being so excited when hetold me that, but at the moment I couldn't care less.The next seven months were supposed to be a dry run for when I got myown boobs in the summer. I was supposed to use the time to decidewhether or not it was how I wanted to live my life for real. Eventhough I'd never worn a dress in. " He straps it on. I feel the supportimmediately, the weight lifted almost magically." Better?" Very much so." Okay, now your dress." DRESS?!" You aren't going to fit into those skinny jeans now, hon." Damn it," I mutter, as Jay helps me pull on a blue flowered maternitydress.Once I'm dressed, Jay suggests we get a coffee first to set ourselves upfor the day. I waddle downstairs, hand on bump, taking tiny steps. Jaywalks down in front of me, ready to catch me should I misstep. Once at. ”“Yes, we heard her yell, but we did not hear anything that sounded like pain, so we figured that it was something like that.”“I moved back and forth over that place a couple of times sort of like you do for Ma, and Alice said that it felt great, but she wanted me to go in as far as I could get. I quit fooling around and pushed in the rest of the way. Alice squealed again, but not so loud, when I bumped into her nubbin with my crotch.“That much penetration felt so good that I just stopped once. Alexi, how do you feel we can rectify the situation?"Alexi responds, "Well we could eliminate her, but that would cause too many unintended issues."Irinka expounds, "Alexi, provide me your analysis of what precipitated her anger toward us."He thinks for a moment and foolishly postulates, "Well, she is a woman, so therefore she is mentally unstable."We both stop, glare at him until he laughs, "My sisters, I am teasing."I decide to not continue to flagellate this expired equine and change.