Sperm tasted like battery acid, he knew that from experimentation, and he couldn’t believe any boy or girl swallowed it willingly. He didn’t remem...er how it tasted in his dream. He wondered if last night was really the first time he’d dreamed about sucking himself. The idea of sucking someone else in a dream horrified him. Considering it, made him shudder.“Make me bigger,” he whispered facetiously. “Let me do it in real life.” The thought of actually doing it embarrassed him. “Fat chance,” he. .. uh. Nevermind." I said nervously.He whispered, "You would really want to be her, wouldn't you?" I got work to do. Here's your paperwork. The boss wants it by the end of the day," I said matter of factly."Oh crap!" I thought. "What the fuck did I just say? Did I really want to be her? I think. Maybe. I've dreamt about it sure enough. Bah. Just porn."A few weeks later, my coworker tells me that there is a slut who wants to have a pair of guys take her, "You know, like the slut in the. Have you a question for me?”Was that a slur? Merlin sighed and said, “Sounds to me like you’re still upset.”“Since I have no inclination to harbor such nebulous sentiments, I believe it’s your own feelings of guilt that are forming that impression. In this case, it’s a useless and nonproductive emotion. Now, if we can get on with it, I believe you intend to ask me to provide you with information that will enhance your ability to do your job.”Merlin was knocked off his game for a moment. Of. ’ That much was true. Unconscious likely meant a blow to the head, and you really never could tell with those. ‘You got anyone else around here? Mother?’ Obviously not, but I wasn’t sure what to say. The girl just shook her head. ‘I’m Catherine,’ she said. ‘You can call me Cat.’ ‘Jayne,’ I replied. ‘Nice to meet you.’ She nodded. Bella nickered softly behind me. ‘I’ll have a look at your father.’ The man was breathing steadily, and, though his face was covered with blood, the wound was.