One day she bought an old used book and read about an old fairytale. It told about how kissing your elbow could change you into the opposite sex. Th... little girl in the fairy tale had a lot of fun impersonating the Prince while he was away on business until he returned and was mistaken as his own double and thrown out of town. It seemed like a fantasy answer to her desire to spend more time with him. At first she thought it just a fun daydream. It would be funny if she could get him to. ’ I laughed, ‘It was lovely.’ Then more seriously, ‘Mike?’ He looked at me, ‘What’s the matter. That was marvellous but something’s wrong, isn’t it?’ He gave me with a despairing look, ‘Oh Caroline,’ he said, ‘I just can’t get that Sunday out of my mind. I’m so afraid of hurting you again, losing control.’ He smiled sadly, ‘You do that to me, make me feel so strongly about you. I’m frightened it’ll happen again – I won’t be able to control myself.’ He looked lost, helpless, ‘I was sure you. Marcus suddenly felt uncomfortable and ashamed of himself… playing this game with her. She was never anything but sincere towards him, and here he was treating her like some sort of sex toy! His parents would be ashamed of him! Miranda came and knelt at his feet. ‘Tell me,’ she invited huskily. ‘It was nothing,’ he insisted awkwardly. ‘It was nothing that you always wondered about?’ she mocked him lightly. She wasn’t going to let him off the hook, she would keep on at him until he said. When she went on maternity leave Bev brought her niece, Jasmine, to replace her.Almost the first thing Jasmine asked on her interview was:"My aunt told me that this job includes lots of fucking. Is this true?"She had me by the balls."We do not force anyone to do anything they do not want, but fucking the bosses may really be an advantage." I replied."Oh, don't get me wrong, sir." She said. "It really made me happy to hear about the fucking that goes on here. I simply love fucking! I only hope.