We eventually were introduced to every girl on the squad and several of the others in the surrounding seats. As the game finished with a surprise win ...or the home team, Wendi invited us over to the sorority house for an after game drink. Ron reluctantly had to decline (although he neglected to mention his wife) but I accepted. I had come to the game with Ron but Wendi promised to make sure I got a ride home.Wendi, Shari, Beth and I all piled into Shari's new VW beetle and drove a few blocks. Well Debbie was just feet away from me in her small office and heard every word I said.I hung up the phone with my wife and continued to jerkoff for a few minutes when all of a sudden I see Debbie sticking her head into my office and says don't make a mess and started to laugh. I tried putting my cock away but Debbie grabed me and said I heard what you said I've been here for 15 minutes you finish jerking off and I'm going to sit here and laugh at you. I begged her not to laugh, I thought I was. He was spending the summer with my grandmother Neenah’s family on their farm. Symon's father and Neenah’s mother were twins and very close. Neenah’s father was a prude but unbeknownst to him Symon's parents were swingers, they were on their way home from a swinger’s island getaway when their private plane crashed and they were killed so Symon came to live with Neenah’s family and he fell in love with her. By the time they were 16 they were having sex regularly in the barn. Neenah’s mother knew. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had epic relationships with both men and women. But, if we’re being truly honest, when I’m looking for a relationship, I’m really in search of cum. It’s the cum that keeps me. Salty and delicious, a real delicacy if you ask me. It’s wasted on those who cringe away from it, afraid of the mess or just trying to get it over with quickly. For me, there’s not a lot I’m unwilling to do to get it. See, I’m a bit of a sexual deviant. My salacious desire taking over me.