Jenny smiled; she felt she could read his thoughts. She certainly noticed a bulge begin to form in his pants. She asked seductively, “So do you lik... the outfit? Am I what you expected?” “Yes and more so,” Mike answered as he regained his wits. They sat down and the waitress came to take their order. She was a cute young waitress with long blonde hair, blue eyes and a tight fitting red knit top that accented her curves. She was very pretty but Mike hardly noticed her. He couldn’t take his. When he tugged down said thong I was left slack-jawed. As advertised he was sans penis but he was packing a vagina! With something the size of Peter Dinklage's pinkie positioned above it.It was then he noticed me staring. He chastised me immediately for peeking. "Bitch, I begged you not to look at my oversized clit. I have a rare biological condition known as Clitoris Maximus.'"But why do you pretend to be a man?" I asked with a voice full of concern."That's a long story but..."Promptly, I. .just the two of them being cheesy with each other.Friend:”you looked so pretty at school today”Neha:”so did you. All I wanted to do was kiss you”Friend:”then why didn’t you?Neha:”cause you are the boy.you should be the 1 to initiate the kiss”Friend:” meet me tomorrow at 4.. our spot.I will kiss you then.”So I look at the time, and its almost 4. Now I know where he is and thought of scaring them and I know the “spot”I go to the spot and I see them holding hands..then she turns towards him and. ”Thomas coloured up, looked ashamed, and said nothing more. He had been caught half-dressed with a half-naked girl in the toilets at school and was almost expelled. Claire had saved him.“But Daddy told us you slept in his room and in his bed!” stated Mary.“I wonder how Daddy knew that? I didn’t tell him, and I’m sure John didn’t. Daddy made that up, Mary. That said, he’s absolutely right, I did.”“There!” triumphed Mary. “You convicted yourself!”Claire sighed with exaggerated resignation. “You.