What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? DoughnutsWhy is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting an....What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbsWhat’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutesWhy do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men. Powerful memories of the night before had made the blood begin to course faster and faster through his veins.Suddenly, the dog's huge head jerked up from the floor, all his senses alert. The quiet rhythm of the sounds in the house were changing. He heard his mistress' voice raised in anger above the low sadistic taunting of his hated enemy. The hackles raised on his back and an ominous growl came from Champ's throat as he moved right up against the door, listening. He heard his mistress' voice. Her wet pussy hovering over me circling around and around just out of reach. She laughed and lowered her wet crotch down slowly. I strained my neck and kissed at it and stretched my tongue out as far as possible but she bounced back up, keeping it just out of reach.I layed there helpless and upside down, craving that sweet smelling pussy that was almost at the tip of my tongue. I knew this game couldn't last long. She was teasing herself just as much as me. Finally she slipped up. She leaned. " Malissa, I'm surprised to see you back already, how are the new twins?"asked Robert diplomatically defusing the situation."Just fine Robert, would you like to see them?" I offered. "Ladies,Gentlemen, please continue to look around. I'll see everyone in an orderlyfashion," I promised.As we stepped back into my office we found Nona sitting with Anna coachingher the same way Star had been. I served us coffee and had just sat downwhen the closet door opened again and Laura stepped through."Oh.